Letter of Secession
Dear Jeff Hathaway, Dan Malloy, Susan Herbst, and Lawrence D. McHugh. I am very upset about not being included in the hiring decision for the new football coach. I am demanding a full refund of my three years tuition. Also, my name is scratched into the desk for seat 67 in Arjona room 105. Please have that removed immediately. All of my future donations to the university will be sent to Ted’s Restaurant and Bar indefinitely.
Thank you for your inconsideration,
Andrew J St. Jean
