May 2011
3 posts
Skinny Fat →
Cool post. Girls should take note.
March 2011
1 post
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
4 posts
Letter of Secession
Dear Jeff Hathaway, Dan Malloy, Susan Herbst, and Lawrence D. McHugh. I am very upset about not being included in the hiring decision for the new football coach. I am demanding a full refund of my three years tuition. Also, my name is scratched into the desk for seat 67 in Arjona room 105. Please have that removed immediately. All of my future donations to the university will be sent to...
Seriously thought I lost my wallet. Right before I was about to cancel my debit/credit card, I find it sitting on the dark green leather chair that nobody ever sits on. So relieved.
December 2010
7 posts
Defense
This defense is atrocious. I think were holding Pitt to 97% from the field. It’s okay though, I think everyone penciled this in as a loss anyway.
Seriously?
There’s only 3 stalls in the entire terminal at BWI and the same 3 guys have been in there at least 15 minutes. I guess ill have to hold it for the hour and 10 minute flight.
5 Types of Karaoke singers
1. Mediocre former high school choir singer who everyone thinks is amazing.
2. Drunk girls who sing the chorus of “Girls just want to have fun”.
3. Drunk guys who disgrace an otherwise awesome classic rock song.
4. Guy who memorized an old school rap song therefore making him appear as an amazing rapper.
5. Old fat guy with long beard who sings sexually explicit old song. This guy will...
November 2010
2 posts
So Annoying.
Does America seriously have nothing better to talk about than how Four Loko is going to destroy mankind as we know it? I’m sure if somebody actually did a study and researched the numbers we would find the same percentage of alcohol induced sickness/death today as we have seen in the past. The only difference is that a higher percentage of people(a majority of which are more likely to...
October 2010
2 posts
In preparation for halloween →
Here’s a little foreshadowing.
It's Friday.
I’m at work “reading a magazine”. Thought everyone should know that.
June 2010
1 post
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